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Jonas Badboy chap 17 Wedding Day
Hey its Aly AND YEMMI IS BACK BABY! Sorry real like chapter school got in the way. Okay Recap! Joe: Alesha! You okay hunny! Alesha: Im fine just a few Cuts. Joe: k *kisses her gently* Joe: you know i can't wait till were married. Alesha: Me either just next week *smiles* Joe:i know. and your bod is all mine after that *laughs* Nick: i know *takes off his Shirt and pants* *she takes off her thong as he takes off boxers and puts on a condom* *lays her on water bed and puts dick in and starts humping her making her Cum* Vanna: Oh Yes! Right there! *arches back as he kisses her chest and humps at same time* ______________________ Vanna: NICK TORTURE ME Nick: Call it done! *he stick his dick in further cumming inside of her* Vanna: OWW *slides out licks her cum makes his tongue go real fast goes faster then faster takes two fingers stick them in her pussy twisting them she feels like she gonna blow up* Vanna: OW NICK STOP THAT! Nick: LOOK YOU WANTED TORTURE SO YOUR GONNA GET IT! *keeps twisting it hurts her so much he finally stops then he starts twisting them again going further in* Vanna: NICK THAT HURTS STOP! *he takes his fingers out and licks them then he takes two fingers starts twisting her nipples* Vanna: OW NICK! *he stops starts sucking and biting her nipples he starts slapping her boobs making them red* Vanna: OW NICK! OW OW *starts licking her clit ans slapping her pussy* Vanna: OWWW NICK! THAT HURTS!! *sticks his dick back in her and fucking her hardcore and fast* Vanna: OW! OW ! OW! *kisses her hard then lays beside her* Nick: ahhh great torture hey? Vanna: im to sore to answer. Nick: well you just answered me? Vanna: Shut up *gets up slowly cause shes so sore wraps a blanket around her grabs her clothing and walks to the bedroom bathroom* Nick: well she was great! *gets up slides on jeans and shirt and walks out* *week later* Micky: Man Alesha Did you gain? your dress makes you look fat! Alesha: wow your nice just zip me! *zips up her dress* Micky:...
(WHAT A DORK) Hulk Hogan Impression
Wow - this guy is REALLY a little too eager to make a huge dork of himself for a laugh...
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Soundtrack T-Shirt
the personal soundtrack t-shirt, brought to you by thinkgeek, http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/interactive/a5bf/ the sounds already on it, 1- Royal Entrance 11- Cheering 2- Sexy Time 12- Drum Roll 3- Disco Floor 13- Cat Call Whistle 4- Silent Movie Chase Theme 14- Laugh Track 5- True Love 15- Booing 6- Scary Movie 16- Crying 7- Spy Mission 17- "Wrong Answer" Buzzer 8- Super Hero Rescue 18- Rim Shot 9- Western Showdown 19- "Metal" Air Guitar 10-Game Show 20- Police Sirens
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Innocently In Love; Chapter 33
*Railey's P.O.V. We arrived at school and immediately saw Josh. He was standing outside by the oak tree laughing with his friends. I sighed to myself as I thought about the other night. I bet he doesn't regret it at all... freak. Nick and I got out and started walking towards the door. He grabbed my hand and we intertwined fingers. As we walked past Josh, I could feel him staring at me. I felt extremely uncomfortable and looked down. We made it inside and relief took over my body. But, I knew I would have to see more of him throughout the day. Nick walked me to my class, which was Chemistry, and let go of my hand. He wrapped his arms around my waist and kissed me. I kissed back, until Ms. Travis walked by. "Save the PDA for later, you two." She said while walking past us. Nick softly kissed me one last time. "I guess I'll see you at Science.." "You'll be fine. Love you.." He said as he walked past me. I sure hoped so, because I'm pretty sure Josh is in this class. I took a breath and walked in. I saw Josh sitting at his seat, but he was turned around talking to some girl. Probably his girlfriend, or something. I sat down in my seat, which had a perfect view of Josh. He turned around and I could perfectly see who the girl was; Tori. I rolled my eyes. How much you wanna bet that they're dating? I know that I cheated on Josh with Nick, but atleast I was honest about it and told him. I bet they've been dating for months! Oh, whatever. It doesn't matter to me. I've got Nick and I love him to death. I was looking through my notes when the person beside me, Victoria, tapped on my shoulder. "Yes?" "Hey girl, where have you been for the past two days?" She asked. I sighed and faced her. I whispered very quietly, but to where it was still audible. "I'm going to make this story as quick as possible. Josh came over, I told him I was cheating on him with Nick, he freaked out and basically beat the crap out of me. My left wrist is sprained and I think my right is broken." I...
